SUBWAY®Restaurants

Reviews about SUBWAY®Restaurants

• 5 / 5

  By Will Whalen
  I LOVE SUBWAY. SUBWAY IS GOOD WHEN I EAT IT. I LIKE IT BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD. IT ALSO KEEPS ME ALIVE. I LIKE SODA. THEY HAVE SODA AT SUBWAY. THEREFORE I LOVE SUBWAY. MY FRIEND THREW SUBWAY TO SOME SEAGULLS ONCE... I KILLED THAT MAN. I HAD ANOTHER FRIEND THAT SAID THE SANDWICHES DIDNT HAVE ANT FLAVOR.. HE ALSO DIED, BUT I DIDNT KILL THIS MAN. I WILL TELL YOU THE STORY OF HIS DEATH:
  
  ONE FOGGY NIGHT MY AMIGO WAS WALKING HOME FROM GETTING SOME DISGUSTING JIMMY JOHNS SAMMICHES. HE WAS WALKING BECAUSE HE WAS TOO POOR TO HAVE A CAR.. BACK TO MY STORY. HE WALKED PASS AN OLD CHURCH. HE THOUGH IT MAY HELP HIM TO PRAY FOR MONEY TO BUY A NEW CAR. HE ALWAYS WANTED A USED GEO. MY OTHER AMIGO, MIGUEL HAD A GEO FOR SALE. I THOUGHT I COULD HOOK HIM UP WITH MIGUEL SO HE COULD GET THE CAR HE ALWAYS WANTED. MIGUEL ACCEPTED HIS LITTLE MONEY THAT HE HAD LEFT FOR THE CAR. SINCE HE HAD SPENT ALL OF HIS MONEY HE DIDNT GET TO USE THE CAR BECAUSE HE COULDNT PAY FOR GAS. WHEN HE GOT HOME FROM EATING JIMMY JOHNS SAMMICHES ONE NIGHT HE WENT TO SLEEP AND HAD A HEART ATTACK.
  
  THAT IS WHY JIMMY JOHNS IS BAD AND SUBWAY IS GOOOD.
  October 07, 2016